Taylor Swift’s Saturday Night Live Monologue (Video), it’s really funny! Taylor hosted SNL, she started the show with her really funny open monologue written by herself. In her monologue she didn’t leave out anyone we wanted to know. She dissed her ex-boyfriend Joe, as we’d all imagine she’s talking about Joe Jonas, she mentioned Taylor Lautner and blew a kiss to him. Oh she didn’t forget about Kanye West neither who crashed her stage at the MTV music video Adwards.

Taylor’s SNL Monologue song (La, La, La):

Swift started by mentioning she likes baking and things that smell like winter but she’s not going to talk about that. she then sang  about liking to write songs “about douchebags who cheat on me … so they’re ashamed to go in public” when she mentions their names.

Of then she got specific and mentioned “Joe” who dumped her over a short phone call. I think we all would agree Taylor is referring to Joe Jonas?

Taylor sings: “You might think I’d bring up Joe, that guy who broke up with me on my phone, but I’m not going to mention him,”  “Hey Joe, I’m doing real well. Tonight I’m hosting SNL, but I’m not going to brag about that.”

Then she brought up her new friend, the New Moon’s werewolf Taylor Lautner.

Taylor sings: “And if you’re wondering if I might be dating a werewolf from Twilight,” then she looks into the camera and mouthing, “Hi, Taylor.” She then blew a kiss and winked.

That would be an “Yes” to dating Twilight hottie Lautner, you think?

Of course she didn’t disappoint anyone by not mentioning Kanye West:

Taylor sings: “You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye,”  “But everything’s okay. I’ve got security lining the stage!”

I love her SNL open monologue, don’t you?